You Can't Kill Stephen King (2013)

When it comes to truth in advertising, there is no more perfect title than You Can't Kill Stephen King (2013). This horror comedy's premise is pretty fantastic, following a group of friends that travel to a remote location in Maine where Stephen King is rumored to live. They get more than they bargained for, however, when they find themselves being killed off one by one in a series of more and more inventive deaths ripped right from the pages of King's most famous works. The only unfortunate thing about the film is that there isn't a whole lot of skin on display. Lots of bikinis and cleavage, but not much else sadly. The film opens with a shot of Vanessa Leigh running through the woods in her panties, and within the first fifteen minutes, we get some nice cleavage shots ofKayle Blogna, Crystal Arnette, and Kate Costello in bikinis! There is also a brief shower shot of Kayle Blogna with her arms pressing up against and covering her chest, but nothing gets revealed sadly! You Can't Kill Stephen King, but you can kill a kitten or two by rubbing one out!