Boxing Helena (1993)

Surgeon Nick Cavanaugh (Julian Sands) has some serious issues in Boxing Helena (1993), and we suspect the screenwriter, who is actually David Lynch's daughter, has some stuff she needs to work through, too. Nick's given to premature ejaculation, he has an unhealthy attachment to his mommy, and he's obsessed with his young sexpot neighbor Helena (Sherilyn Fenn). After the two have a one-night stand, Nick's really hooked. Even though he's laying some boring pipe with Betsy Clark, who believes the sun sets in his pants, Nick can't let go of his obsession with Helena. When his mother dies, Nick moves into her mansion and throws a party just so Helena will come. His Jay Gatsby plan fails, she turns him down and winds up sharing her box with another, and all Nick can do is watch. When Helena comes back to Nick's place to pick up her purse, he tries again to get her into bed. When she storms out, Helena is the victim of a hit-and-run. But Nick's not about to call an ambulance. He performs an emergency amputation of her legs and lets her recover in his house. It slowly dawns on Helena that she can check in, but she can never leave. Eventually Nick even removes her arms too, so she really can't escape his clutches. But when it comes to raw sex appeal, Sherilyn's never unarmed! We see the actress playing Helena flash her hooters when Sherilyn does the deed with Bill Paxton. Meanwhile, the busty Betsy Clark can't satisfy the surgeon despite her top notch, no surgery necessary naturals. Meg Register's rack registers off the charts on the wanna dick-her scale after the busty blonde flashes the funbags on the balcony, while the not a nepo baby nips of Nicolette Scorsese make an appearance as the surgeon does her from behind. With a plot way outside the box and amazing nudity for our throbbing cocks, Boxing Helena is sexy as Hell!