There's nothing bitter about Emmanuelle Seigner's moon, which rises full and white throughout the Roman Polanski-directed sexual drama Bitter Moon (1994). Hugh Grant and Kristin Scott Thomas are on a slow-boat cooze to India to cure the seven-year-itch of their tepid marriage. Polanski's real-life wife Emmanuelle is just the wench to scratch that itch. Their love-boat adventure is full of hot fantasies, stripteases, lesbianism, kinky sex, and oodles of boobs, butts, and bush. When this ship goes down, you'll want to go with it.