Bitter Moon (1994)

There’s nothing bitter about Emmanuelle Seigner’s moon, which rises full and white throughout Roman Polanski’s Bitter Moon (1994) — not to be confused with Duane Clark’s Bitter Harvest (1993), Goran Paskaljevic’s Bitter Harvest (2001), or George Mendeluk’s Bitter Harvest (2017). This R rated thriller follows Fiona (Kristin Scott Thomas) and Nigel (Hugh Grant) Dobson on a slow boat cooze to India to cure the seven-year-itch of their tepid marriage. Polanski’s real-life wife Emmanuelle is Mimi, the French wench to scratch the Dobson itch. As such, this love boat adventure is full of hot fantasies, stripteases, lesbianism, kinky sex, and oodles of boobs, butts, and muffs. When this ship goes down, you’ll want to go with it! In other words, Ms. Seigner repeatedly struts her stuff in the buff. In fact, she reveals her rack at the 25- and 31-minute marks. If that’s not titillating enough, the sexy brunette displays her naked T&A by the window. Breast of all, the skintastic actress goes full frontal while doing a sultry dance. Talk about putting the motion into this motion picture! The movie also includes Stockard Channing, Sophie Patel, Olivia Brunaux, and views of Emmanuelle’s bare booty! Check out her firm fanny when she sits on the face of her onscreen hubby Oscar Benton (Peter Coyote). Not to be left out, Ms. Scott Thomas quickly flashes a bit of tit when she’s rudely interrupted in bed by a crazed man with a gun. Needless to say, that’s not the bang we were waiting to see.