Barely Legal (2005)

With a title that references two of the greatest publications in American magazine history, expectations are raised to a titillating and absurdly high level by Barely Legal (2003), another gem in the crown of cinematic glories that have borne the National Lampoon imprint. A trio of high-school dudes suffer a serious crimp in their one-handed scholarship when the most important of the three, Deacon, played by Brink! (1998) star Erik von Detten, is fired from his part-time job at the video store, thus curtailing the kids’ full-time access to porn. But smut-deprived desperation breeds an ingenuity that leads to the mother of masturbation. The boys hit upon the idea of filming an adult entertainment video of their own, thinking it will make them rich, popular and super doable. Naked wit and raw humor ensue. While The Girl Next Door (2004) might have stolen all the thunder from this one, since it also features three high school buds filming a porno while dealing with threats from a skeevy porn professional, this one was willing to be raunchier. Directed by David Mickey Evans, who somehow also directed The Sandlot (1993), the flick continues the National Lampoon tradition of showing all sorts of surgically enhanced boobs in zany situations. Playing a popular high school girl, Amy Smart is the biggest female star, but she doesn't do any flashing in this one. Instead, enjoy the cock pleasing American flag bikini work of Christine Caux, though Jacqueline Stewarts' work as a porn star who takes off her prom dress to flash her jiggling jugs before getting filmed as she goes for a ride, is likely the highlight. Tammy Morris' tatas look great in her scenes with Horatio Sanz's bad Ron Jeremy impression. But don't be fooled by Sarah-Jane Potts, who looks like she flashes but used a body double. That should be illegal! If you're old enough to remember when porn was hard to get ahold of, you're more than old enough to enjoy Barely Legal.