We’ve been dreaming of a slice of Amy Pietz ever since she got us geeky with a 1994 guest role on Star Trek: The Next Generation. Then she really got us pietzing with her regular role in the WB’s health-club comedy Muscle, where she played the local lesbian anchorwoman. Sadly, the show was canceled before the sharp brunette could get properly buffed. Amy soon landed on the long-running sitcom Caroline in the City, though, leading to several years of must-masturbate TV. Amy’s film roles haven’t been anything to write home (or lower your trousers) about, but she still managed a memorable turn on the very short-lived 2000 sitcom Cursed, a.k.a. The Weber Show.