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Almost Sharkproof (2013)

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Jon Lovitz fans, your day has come at last! Lovitz is the star of the action comedy Almost Sharkproof (2012) where he plays a loan shark that is convinced to invest money in a shark-proof wetsuit dreamed up by two losers. Things get really complicated when they both fall in love with a beautiful woman (Kinga Kierzek) that Lovitz is also interested in. When she chooses them over Lovitz, all hell breaks loose!  Thankfully the boneheaded plot is redeemed by the incredibly sexy Kinga Kierzek who appears in a tight corset that shows off lots of cleavage right around the fifteen minute mark! Later in the film we see her ass in some panties, and even get a quick flash of sideboob while the dorks peep on her in her tent. It's not much, but it's certainly better than seeing John Lovitz's sideboob! That would have made Sharkproof boner-proof!