All the Light in the Sky (2013)

An actress comes to terms with her fading career in the indie drama All the Light in the Sky (2013). Cowritten by Joe Swanberg and the film's star, Hung's Jane Adams, it's a slow burn drama about a middle-aged woman realizing people would rather watch younger, hotter women on the big screen than her, no matter how good a thespian she is. Jane stars as Marie, an actress living in Malibu who is struggling to come to terms with the fact that her age is now limiting her opportunities as an actress. She has no kids, no husband, and all sorts of free time to obsess about how every role she'd have landed with ease a few years ago now want no part of her. Spending most of her time paddleboarding and listening to self-help books on tape, she is truly knee-deep in a midlife crisis when her sexy niece Faye (Sophia Takal), who is also an aspiring actress, arrives for a visit. Obviously, this drastically increases Jane's self-confidence issues, especially when despite being so much less experienced as an actress Faye starts getting auditions Faye cannot. Mr. Skin firmly believes that women of all ages are worth whipping up some baby batter to and refuses to believe there's anything meta about this movie since he's very happy to see Jane's jugs anytime she'll dump em out! Miss Adams gives us a great look at em when she goes full frontal changing from her clothes into a wetsuit, then changing out of it and showering the salt off her body. Mr. Skin would lick that salt off her body like a cow that needs nutrients if Jane gave him the chance! But if you want to see the young, toned and tight body that has a woman who looks like that jealous, take a peek at the scene where Sophia Takal goes full frontal getting hosed down by her aunt, or when she struggles to squeeze her massive suck sacks into a wetsuit. Either the MILF or the girl in her prime are more than capable of making us slime! This one's more like All the Sights for this Guy!