Alcune signore per bene (1990)

What is it about that boot-shaped country of pasta-eaters that makes Mr. Skin’s pants boot get kicking? Maybe it’s movies such as Alcune signore per bene (1990). The title’s been translated as Feminine Chemistry, but even a kid with a year of conversational Italian under his belt knows that can’t be right. What the hell is this movie about? Damn if we know. One thing's for sure, though, we’d all like to take a long sabbatical in the country of hot Mediterranean moaners like Eva Grimaldi and Florence Guérin. Eva’s character is not even given a name, not that she needs one. She’ll be forever known as the bottomless partygoer, which is sure to get a party going in viewers' pants. Florence is the star, so she gets to flash her meaty rack a couple of times. What does it all mean? That Italy is one horny country!