Angels in America (2003)

Angels in America first saw the light of day as a Broadway play that played and played and played for hours, days even, its two parts exceeding a twelve-hour running time. It won all sorts of prizes and was one of the first theatrical experiences to take on the plague of AIDS. While this might not sound like your cup of tea, or mug of beer as it were, this story is not only for the stuffy theatre crowd to enjoy. Thanks to Mary-Louise Parker, she of the three names who exposes the three Bs, this HBO version directed by Mike Nichols is a skintacular event sure to raise trousers to a standing ovation. When she drops her towel and exposes her naked glory, from firm ass to overgrown bush and meaty jugs, you'll be screaming out in ecstasy for an encore! You can also get a great look at Emma Thompson's body double when she shoots flames out of her head and crotch as she shows some angelic stunt boob and side buns while performing a miracle on a lucky fella. This miniseries may take on some heavy subject matter, but you'd be robbing yourself of what Mike Nichols himself considered his "Magnum Opus". You may feel your meat magnum rising in your pants as a result! Between wanks you'll also get to see a truly disturbing portrayal of the closeted bigot Roy Cohn by Al Pacino. Pacino is preserving his perceived straightness out of need to preserve his power and access, while another closeted man Joe Pitt, played by Patrick Wilson, remains in the shadows because of personal shame and religious turmoil.