Three names can be disconcerting. Part-Swedish hottie Mary-Louise Parker has been confused with other tri-named treats like Mary Stuart Masterson, Penelope Ann Miller, and Catherine Mary Stewart, but she's a threesome who stands apart from the others. The Southern belle from South Carolina moved to New York City to pursue a career onstage. While we'd prefer it be on the tawdry footlights of Times Square's flesh parlors, Mary-Louise made a name for herself in the more highfalutin theater world. The big screen beckoned and she followed, landing her debut in the AIDS drama Long Time Companion (1990) as one of the characters without a dick. Since then she's made people with dicks very happy, especially with her skin debut in Grand Canyon (1991), flashing those big-nippled knockers in bed. Parker's pretties continued to be Naked in New York (1993) and elsewhere in Let the Devil Wear Black (1999), Goodbye Lover (1998), which added tush to her body of work, and The Five Senses (1999). Talk about ending the millennium with a bang . . . and then storming into the twenty-first century like a fox! In the 2003 HBO mini-series Angels in America, Mary-Louise stunned viewers with a heavenly full frontal. However, she managed to nab a 2006 Golden Globe for her role in the Showtime series Weeds without showing her globes or her weeds, though she did eventually pop out her own golden globes during the series' fourth season. Twice! Now that will get you high!