Bad Boys II (2003)

In between Bad Boys (1995), Bad Boys for Life (2020), and the spinoff series L.A.’s Finest (2019-2020) is the blockbuster Bad Boys II (2003). The Michael Bay hit stars Will Smith before his fall and the “He’s So Crazy” comic Martin Lawrence. The two return as wisecracking cops Detective Lieutenant Michael Eugene ‘Mike’ Lowrey and Detective Lieutenant Marcus Miles Burnett, respectively, to this fun and frenzied franchise. The jokes fly as fast as the editing and the careening cars which pile up in action sequences that define this big-budget bonanza. But what would a buddy movie be without some betties to distract from the undercurrent of homoeroticism? As DEA Special Agent Sydney ‘Syd’ Burnett, Gabrielle Union slips a nip while leaping before an explosion. Talk about a bombshell! The popular pic also includes Jordi Mollà, Henry Rollins, Michael Shannon, Peter Stormare, Theresa Randle, and an uncredited Megan Fox. As a dancer, Megan puts the motion into this motion picture! If that’s not arousing enough, check out Jessica Karr’s portrayal of a topless corpse. Her character’s body may be cold but Ms. Karr is definitely hot! In fact, all it takes is just one glance at her big plastic mams to know this chick is drop dead gorgeous! No wonder why Martin dives under a sheet next to the bare-boobied babe. No doubt, this stiff gave him a stiffy! As for the next Bad Boys installment, Mr. Skin is waiting with mastur-bated breath for the dudes to bust a bunch of busty strippers!