I Want You (1998)

Before getting all wrapped up in the blockbuster Mummy franchise, English tart Rachel Weisz raised more than mere pyramids with her revealing performance in I Want You (1998). Inspired by the Elvis Costello song of the same name, Rachel plays Helen, a hairdresser living in a harbor town that has local fourteen-year-old mute child Honda (Luka Petrusic) all hot and bothered. Honda's a weirdo who hasn't spoken since his mother's suicide and gets off on recording strangers' intimate moments with a giant microphone. But Helen hasn't been having any intimate moments with her DJ boyfriend Bob (Ben Daniels) for him to record, lately. She won't give him the goods, and worse for Bob, soon enough Helen's ex-boyfriend Martin (Allesandro Nivola) is freed from jail and looking to get back with her. He killed her dad about a decade back, but she doesn't seem to think he's all that bad. This girl is nothing but trouble, and soon enough all of her suitors are going to figure that out. But not all of them will be around to see which one of these swinging dicks Helen picks...Yummy Yugoslavian Labina Mitevska plays Helen's super horny, super sex positive roommate, Smokey. She is straight up smoking in all her short, spiky, bleached-blonde hotness when she flashes her petite pair and round ass in several scenes as she has sex with all sorts of dudes and does all sorts of parading in the nude. Rachel picks up where Labina left off and pulls off her panties for a kinky bottomless scene that's hairy in all the good ways. We'll also see that Miss Weisz's tits are nice in the same scene when her man pulls down her shirt. But if, unlike the dudes in this movie, you accept that Rachel is out of your league, the movie even gives you some knock off knockers! At one point, Martin is so sexually frustrated that he visits a stripper lookalike of Helen, in the form of Dee Dee Menta. She goes full frontal with great funbags and a shaved bush while undoubtedly being the hottest thing ever to be deemed the next best thing. A girl with a set like that is something you had to settle for? Wow. Rachel Weisz? Yes, Mr. Skin wants her! But also her! And her!