30 Minutes or Less (2011)

Time is money and crimes are comic fodder in 30 Minutes or Less (2011). The R-rated flick follows Nick Davis, a pizza deliveryman who gets a bad tip. Yet that’ll be the best part of his day since two dudes — Travis Cord  (Nick Swardson) and Dwayne Mikowlski (Danny McBride) — looking for money to hire a hitman wind up kidnapping him. They strap a bomb to Nick’s chest and say they’ll blow him to kingdom come if he doesn’t rob a bank within the next 24 hours. If Nick calls the police, Travis and Dwayne will detonate the device. In other words, Nick has no choice but to find $100,000 within the next 10 hours. As such, he promptly quits his job and seeks the help of his school teacher friend Chet Flanning (Aziz Ansari). But can an ex-pizza delivery guy and a local teacher even pull off the heist? And should this film have even been made considering it was similar to a real-life case? Regardless of those answers, you should check out the luscious lap dancer Juicy (Bianca Kajlich). The topless hottie steams up the screen when she feels her bare breasts and gives her nips a pinch! The story also includes Chango the hitman (Michael Peña), Sandra the bank employee (Rebecca Cox), Nick’s boss (Brett Gelman), Dwayne’s dad (Fred Ward), and Chet’s sister (Dilshad Vadsaria). As Kate Flanning, the latter actress flaunts her down-blouse cleavage. With a rack like that, you’ll only need 30 seconds … maybe less.