Zoolander 2 picks up where Zoolander left off—kind of. This time, Derek is hiding out in the "extreme north" (AKA New Jersey) while Hansel has come to find that his orgy has been all become pregnant, meaning he is about to have a bunch of kids. They're invited to Rome to rebuild their modeling careers, and Derek agrees in hopes that he'll find Derek Jr., his son who was given up for adoption. The two of them inevitably realize that Mugatu is behind the mayhem—not only did he engineer the demise of Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good, but he's also trying to eat Derek Jr.'s heart to absorb the Fountain of Youth. Luckily, they're aided by the beautiful Valentina Valencia (Penélope Cruz), who gets into a sexy girl fight complete with moans and dons multiple cleavage-baring bikinis while Karlie Kloss plays the original Eve in a leafy bikini. Get ready to make your own Fountain of Youth!