Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)

Christopher Robin (Nikolai Leon) arrives home from college and discovers that his lovable animal pals have become psychopathic killers. Flashing forward, five female friends have gathered at a cabin in the Hundred Acre Wood, including Maria (Maria Taylor), who’s on a getaway to escape her stalker who tried to undress her while sleeping back in the city. They become targets for the murderous Pooh and Piglet, and in true slasher film fashion, May Kelly gets her shirt torn off before she and her honey pots get bashed while Nastasha Tosini dons a skimpy bikini while hog-tied. And just like Winnie the Pooh, you’ll be pantsless while watching these sweet starlets.