Whoops Apocalypse (1988)

Whoops Apocalypse (1988) is about the demise of Planet Earth thanks to the inception of World War III - only, you know, a parody version. When a British Island in the Caribbean is captured by a neighboring communist leader and a terrorist named Lacrobat captures the British princess, Barbara Adams (the American president, played by Loretta Swit) tries to intervene but must join forces with the veritably insane British Prime Minister, who is trying to end unemployment by pushing the employed off a cliff. It doesn't look good for the planet, particularly considering that the communist captors are partnered up with Russia, but it definitely looks good for us. Emma Bryant and Laura Wynne wear tiny army bikinis and boots on stage while they do a sexy dance with their troupe, while dancer Suzanne Mizzi and Christine Peaks give the ultimate grand finale by taking off their tops entirely! Joanna Pearce, who plays British princess Wendy, is disguised in bondage gear at one point, and Maria Whittaker joins Karen Kelly in front of the troupes while they're totally topless. The apocalypse may be nigh, but this is a beautiful way to go out!