White as Snow (2019)

Despite a title that clearly means to recall Snow White, the modern day fairy tale White as Snow (2019) actually melds the fairy tales of Snow White and Cinderella. Lou de Laâge stars as Claire, a young woman working menial jobs at a hotel once owned by her deceased father, but now run by her wicked stepmother Maud (Isabelle Huppert). Ever jealous of her step daughter's youth and beauty, Maud hires an assassin to murder her, but when the assassination attempt fails, Claire winds up in the wilds of France where she comes upon a cottage occupied by seven men. Rather than dwarfs, though, the men are of varying ages and sizes, and every last one of them is horny for Claire. As Britney Spears once sang, Claire is not a girl but not yet a woman, at least until she begins a sexually adventurous life with these seven dudes just hanging out together in a cabin in the woods. We wish we were making this up, but as much as it may sound like a porn parody of Snow White, it's a relatively serious affair, or at least one that takes itself rather seriously. Of course, the plot is only a secondary concern for us as this flick features a whopping six nude scenes from the lovely Lou de Laâge, who bares her beautiful breasts and butt several times! Sadly Isabelle Huppert doesn't ever get in on the action, but like we said, as much as it may sound like it, this film is not in fact a porn parody of Snow White.