You got film noir in my softcore porn! You got softcore porn in my film noir! Hey wait, this Warm Texas Rain (2000) tastes great. A complex story of a career soldier who kills a man who tries to assault Frankie Thorn then after prison ends up being her bodyguard, Warm Texas Rain combines a femme fatale and hot sex. The movie opens in a strip bar with Annette Chavez in a silver bikini bottom and nothing else. That's a good start. It gets even better when flaming carrot-top Frankie exposes her red roots when undressing, during a peeped-on nude swim and even two sex scenes. The warm rain in Texas won't be the only thing getting wet when watching this flick.