A goofy hoodlum's cousin must save his skin in Trojan Warrior (2002). Theo (Arthur Angel) is a bumbling bagman for the Mob who finds himself knee-deep in feces after ratting put his boss to the feds. Enter his kickboxing cousin Theo (Stan "The Man" Longinidis), who's here to spin-kick his cousin out of this predicament. Speaking of warriors, you'll want to stick your sword into sexy stripper Rosey Kevekordes and hot hostage Julianne Armstrong, both of whom bare boobs. Just don't forget your Trojans, Warrior.