Touched by Eternity (2025)

If you're a sicko like us, when you hear the titled Touched by Eternity (2026), your first questions are likely, "Who's Eternity, and when's she getting here?" This Latvian horror-comedy has a decidedly Eastern European sense of humor as our protagonist Resnais (Andris Keiss) is a middle-aged cryptotrader who spends his days wasting away in a trailer park and listening to podcasts about achieving immortality. One day, a pair of vampires named Egons (Ivars Krasts) and Karloss (Edgars Samitis) show up at his trailer, having heard of his interest in living forever, and offer to show him the pros and cons of their lifestyle. Think What We Do in the Shadows directed by Lars von Trier and you've got a semblance of an idea of what this is like! The film's only nude scene comes courtesy of nudecomer Inese Pudža who bares her breasts, only to have her neck snapped by one of the vamps!