Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway (2019)

If you're looking for a conventional movie with your standard issue plot and predictable story beats, allow us to tell you to steer clear of the post-modern absurdist masterpiece that is Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway (2019). Set in the year 2035 but featuring technology that hasn't progressed since the mid 80s, the film tells the story of CIA agents Gagano (Daniel Tadesse) and Palmer (Agustín Mateo) who are assigned with entering a virtual reality world to destroy a malicious virus known as "Soviet Union." Gagano has sworn that this will be his final mission as he dreams of moving to the beach and opening up a pizza food truck with his beloved wife Malin (Gerda-Annette Allikas), but he is in for the ride of a lifetime before he is able to realize that dream. It isn't long before he becomes trapped inside the VR world and has to fight his way to freedom by facing down opposition from Joseph Stalin, Beta-Ethiopia President Batfro, and even a pair of enormous anthropomorphic flies. Thankfully he's got some help from the titular lord and savior of humanity and the undying love of this wife to help him make it out alive! This is one of the most bizarre and singular films you'll ever see, there is absolutely nothing like it anywhere else in the world, and best of all, it features some knockout nudity from busty beauty Gerda-Annette Allikas! We see Gerda-Annette's boobs and buns in two different scenes and, unlike Jesus, it won't take you three days to rise!