The third installment of the Torrente series from Spain, Torrente 3: El protector (2005) finds our hero on a mission to protect a beautiful and sensual member of the European Parliament. For those unfamiliar with Torrente, here’s the deal: He’s a fat, nasty, repellent piece of work, but when you need a job done, there’s no one better on the face of the planet. With this assignment, however, perhaps he will find some small measure of redemption and, if possible, grace. Ruth Zanon breaks out the fatties making out with her dude on the couch.