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The Rum Diary

The Rum Diary (2011)

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Take a gonzo trip down San Juan way in the Johnny Depp vehicle The Rum Diary (2011). Based on an autobiographical novel by Depp’s friend and mentor Hunter S. Thompson, The Rum Diary follows the picaresque adventures of Kemp (Depp), a freelance journalist sent to Puerto Rico by a local newspaper. But Kemp’s search for the facts is quickly surpassed by his quest to get smashed, and it’s on one of these booze-soaked misadventures that he first encounters the gorgeous Chenault (Amber Heard)…and her boyfriend Sanderson (Aaron Eckhart). But Kemp is not one to wither in the face of adversity, and Amber, who is riper than a tropical melon in retro bikinis and bathing suits, eggs him on with her free-spirited, flirtatious ways. Eventually Kemp scores with the island eyeful, and we score too with a glimpse at Amber’s apples 1 hour, 45 minutes in. She’s sweeter than a piña colada and twice as skintoxicating! In the scene, Amber is in bed making out with Johnny Depp. It'll give you a Heard-on for sure! You can see her teats again at the 41-minute mark when Johnny Depp peeps through a telescope and sees Amber and her shadowy Heard hoots banging Aaron Eckhart against a boat. Mr. Skin can highly recommend this flick both for its intriguing story and fascinating depiction of Johnny and Amber onscreen. We all know how that ends! Thankfully, we got to see her at her sexiest before the pooping in bed episodes began. The Rum Diary...more like The Cum Diary!