The Ornithologist (2016)

In what can only be called a parable for the life of St. Anthony, The Ornithologist follows... an ornithologist as he meanders along the rivers of northern Portugal in search of black storks. When he gets swept away in the current, he's resuscitated by two Chinese lesbians, only to be tied up by them in his sleep. He manages to escape the sadistic Sapphics, only to find himself among a bevy of witchy, Pagan people and a bearded man named Jesus. The two men hook up, but fear not: There are plenty of beautiful women abounding in this film, like Juliane Elting, who shows boobs while she hunts on a horse topless!