The Last Run (2004)

Fred Savage gets massive furburgerage in The Last Run (2004), the tale of a guy who gives up on love and decides he loves only tail. After his gorgeous girl breaks up with him, Fred takes the advice of his marriage-doomed best friend, Steven Pasquale—a man so mired in pre-marital misery that he can't appreciate being engaged to the oh-so-engaging (if a bit enraging) Amy Adams—and dives headfirst into the wonderful world of muff. Fred goes head-to-head (and ugly-to-ugly) with a bevy of lovely ladies ranging from high-ticket hookers to hot, hot strippers to hopelessly devoted nymphomaniacs. Forget The Wonder Years, these are the unders years! Three cheers for Fred and his savage sacking of every pink thing in town! But will he keep it up for long, or will a sentimental elementary-school teacher steal his heart and tuck his parts back in his pants?