A housewife turns to prostitution to support her family in the Lifetime TV movie The Client List (2010). Jennifer Love Hewitt stars Samantha Horton, a Texas housewife who applies for a position at the Kind Touch Health Spa after her husband is injured on the job. Kind Touch, if you couldn’t tell by the name, turns out to be one of those sexy massage parlors, but Samantha takes the job anyway. Finding she has a talent for the ol’ rub n’ tug, Samantha soon becomes a top-tier escort, complete with an extravagant lifestyle and an even more extravagant coke habit. But when the parlor gets busted, Samantha’s in for an epic comedown in this cheeky satire of small-town hypocrisy. Jennifer Love’s huge tits make a welcome comeback in a series of sexy, skimpy outfits- Jennifer spends pretty much the entire movie, from her skinterview at the massage parlor to her skinevitable court appearance, in either her underwear or a sexy low-cut dress. Kacey Rohl also gets sexy in her skivvies as one of Jennifer’s Love-ly co-workers, but a movie about hookers with no nudity? Guess that’s all they could afford on a basic cable budget.