The Big Bang (2011)

Antonio Banderas plays private detective Ned Cruz in the R rated crime flick The Big Bang (2011), not to be confused with the nerdy sitcom The Big Bang Theory (2007-2019) or the XXX Big Bang Theory porn parody! Even though film critics were far from thrilled with this thriller, flesh fans will appreciate the skin it delivers. The action kicks in when Cruz must find stripper Lexie Persimmon (Sienna Guillory), who bared her breasts and bum before she went missing. Lexie’s comely co-worker (Rachel Handler) also shows off her naked T&A on stage. Throughout Ned’s search, he encounters shady Detectives Poley (William Fichtner), Frizer (Thomas Kretschmann) and Skeres (Delroy Lindo); Russian mobster Skinny Faddeev (William Marlowe) and his corrupt boxer (Robert Maillet); Adam Nova (James Van Der Beek); a bra-clad (albeit bloody) Zooey Wigner (Rebecca Mader); a cool cat called Puss (Snoop Dogg); a physicist conducting experiments (Jimmi Simpson); Simon Kestral (Sam Elliott) and his wife Julie (also played by Sienna). Wait, what? Suffice it to say, the movie includes several twists and turns yet never reveals Ms. Guillory’s hill-ories. Instead of trying to follow the ins and outs of the complex plot, you’ll enjoy the pic more if you just focus on the ins and outs of Banderas and Autumn Reeser in bed. As a waitress named Fay Neman, Ms. Reeser serves up her bare body. Indeed, she shows off her tattooed chest during sex. If that’s not hot enough, the hottie flashes her ass while giving Antonio the big bang. No doubt, that’ll give you a big wang!