The Best Offer (2013)

An eccentric auctioneer becomes obsessed with a mysterious heiress in The Best Offer (2013). Geoffrey Rush stars as Virgil Oldman, a highly respected art auctioneer whose tightly controlled (and elitist) lifestyle leaves no room for romance. But when he meets similarly chilly socialite Claire (Sylvia Hoeks), he becomes fixated on "acquiring" her like one of his many paintings. But Claire is afraid to leave her house, and Virgil has terrible OCD, so it's not an easy relationship for him to make happen. Complicating things even more is that while Virgil is elite at finding forgeries, he's a scam artist himself. See, he likes to downplay how much something is worth so that his buddy Billy (Donald Sutherland) can scoop them up, then resell them for a huge profit. His other buddy is a young fella (Jim Sturgess) who is a master at putting together pieces of 18th century mechanical works. After finally managing to get the agoraphobe to come back to his apartment, he finds that after the unpantsing and panting, he wakes up missing all his best paintings. Was Virgil the victim of a scam, and if so, who else was in on it? We can't blame Virgil for scamming on Claire after seeing some skin from Sylvia Hoeks. A total hoekshow, Sylvia is indeed practically perfect. The best looks at her taking her clothes off in The Best Offer come when we see all three B's as she wanders around her giant mansion in a very loose robe, lets Virgil watch her take a bath before standing up and showing him her fine female form, and the fully nude scene where she finally lets Geoffrey Rush act on his intense crush! If a mastery of fine art had a girl like that bouncing on his private part, Mr. Skin would be an expert! Instead, we'll study Sylvia Hoeks! You'll be getting off to her in The Best Offer!