Texas Lightning (1981)

If you always wanted to see Marcia Brady's bunch, well, then does Mr. Skin have a movie for you! Texas Lightning (1981) is the only time this wholesome honey showed off her sweetness. Unfortunately, the nip slip is a lightning fast one. The movie's about a rough and tough dad named Karl (Cameron Mitchell) who thinks his son Buddy (Cameron Mitchell Jr.) is a softie, and decides he'll take him on a hunting trip with his buddies to teach him how to be tough. In between the bar room brawling and the rabbit shooting, they end up at a honky-tonk bar where Buddy falls in love with a waitress named Fay (Maureen McCormick), who just so happens to like him back. He might not be a man's man, but he just might prove to be a ladies' man since Miss McCormick wants that dick! It's only a brief nip slip from Marcia Marcia Marcia, but beggars can't be choosers. They can, however, be happy for a glimpse at Maureen McCormick's meaty mam in our Fay-vorite role from her! They might not be Bradys but there are some other ladies who we get to see naked. Danone Camden is all sorts of cheeky in some one-piece bathing suit looking lingerie sure to have you begging to bone Danone. And at one point, dear old dad takes his son to a wet tee shirt contest which is won by the hugely hootered ginger Lisa De Leeuw. She stops the teasing, takes off the tee shirt and lets us see those pasty, pink nipped bombs! We sure wish she'd make a man out of us! Did we mention Marcia Brady shows her boobies? If we heard that in the early eighties, we'd hop up and bolt to see Texas Lightning!