Tatort (1970-2015)

The German cop show Tatort doesn't skimp on the ta-tits—think Law & Order with bodacious boulders and you've got this titillating bit of tizzletobber-rich Teutonic TV. It's a crime we Yanks don't have this much yankworthy material in our police serials, but until the krauts conquer us and bring their prime-time tradition of nude women to our shores, we'll just have to settle with fantasizing about Julia Brendler and Ute Christensen invading our Pole-land. If you're interested in where to find all the nude scenes, look no further than the flesh fiends at Skin Central! The endlessly hot Annika Blendl shows off her glorious breasts in episode 33, when the camera slowly zooms in on the topless blonde and her bedmate. Julia shows off her breasts, butt, and bush too in season 27 episode 17. In the scene, her awesome full frontal and buns can be admired while she frolicks around with one of her cheerleader colleagues and some guys in a shower. Then there's Ulrike Folkerts, who in season 29 episode 7 takes a shower, then steps out and shows us her right breast, bush, and buns for our viewing pleasure. Eva Habermann gives us a good look at her bazoongas in season 18 episode 21 while she demonstrates some very un-virginal behavior exposing her gorgeous right tit in this brief but arousing fantasy sequence. Tatort is a long show by any measure, but Mr. Skin can't help but recommend it if for no other reason than its endless stream of hot naked ladies on screen.