No word yet from the Skin Central research department if German goody Gunda Ebert is related to the rotund critic from Chicago, but it’s likely he’d give her perv-formances a thumb’s up . . . in his pants! She’s certainly worth high ratings in her nude debut, the comedy Kai Rabe gegen die Vatikankiller (1998), which translates to the odd Kai Roabe vs. the Vatican Killers. In it, Gunda shows her shnobs in the opening credits riding her man. It’s a scene she reenacts for the TV series SK Kölsch, upping the skin ante by flashing her pink lips behind a sheer nightie! Gunda was lust obscene again riding her lover in Ein Engel und Paul (2005). There’s something about her cunt-sistency that goes over well at Skin Central.