Taking Lives (2004)

Angelina Jolie was nominated for a Razzie for Worst Actress for the 2004 films Alexander and Taking Lives. Yet despite the critical diss, we wouldn’t miss the latter flick. Indeed, D.J. Caruso’s psychological thriller will play with both of your heads! Loosely based on Michael Pye’s same-named novel, the story kicks in when FBI profiler Illeana Scott (Jolie) is recruited by Inspector Leclair (Tchéky Karyo) to help Canadian authorities track down a serial killer who assumes the identities of his victims. Along the way, we encounter various characters — including Asher (Paul Dano), Costa (Ethan Hawke), Hart (Kiefer Sutherland), Paquette (Olivier Martinez), and Mrs. Asher (Gena Rowlands) — each of whom could be on the level or a suspect. Capable of placing herself in the mind of the murderer in question, Illeana catches the crazed criminal in the act. But is he really the culprit wanted for the killings? All you need to know is that the drop dead gorgeous Angelina has some killer curves. In fact, the skintastic actress flashes her flesh in the bathroom. If that’s not arousing enough, she sheds her threads in another scene. At the 01:16:11 mark, Angie’s amorous man pulls her infamous hotcakes out of her robe, and then — oh, thank you, Mr. Costar — he pulls aside her panties to expose some shadowy snatch patch before soundly ploinking her against the wall while music by Philip Glass plays. Encore, encore! In other words, Angelina’s revealing role in Taking Lives will take your breath away!