Have you ever heard the phrase "happy as a pig in s*it?" Well, that's what you'll be when you get a good look at farmer's daughter Esther Claire's appealing piglets in the horror flick Squeal (2008). The plot of the movie has something to do with pig-human hybrids torturing the members of a rock band stranded after their van breaks down by the side of the road, but Mr. Skin recommends fast-forwarding to the scene where Esther unveils her sweet pink-tipped teats for some backset nookie. Here, piggy piggy piggy! Soo-ie!