Solid Geometry (2002)

In the sexy short film Solid Geometry (2002), successful ad exec Phil (Ewan McGregor) inherits forty-one volumes of his great grandfather’s secret diaries along with a chunk of cash to edit them. As Phil begins to delve into the journals, he soon becomes obsessed when he discovers that great-gramps was into some funny and weird things. Phil begins to alienate his wife Maisie (Ruth Millar) as he loses himself in the pursuit of a sexual-talking geometric figure that has no tangible surface. This twenty-four minute film will put a solid shape in front of your pants when you check out Ruth Millar’s amazing T&A-filled performance as she ravishes and rides Ewan. I don’t remember geometry being this sexy!