Siri Neal is not the inspiration for the voice software on your iPhone. If she was, we’d all be Apple heads. Rather this beauty is an English act-chest of film and TV fame. She is best known as Minty, the lead role in Moondial (1988), a dramatic children’s series that originally aired on the BBC. But oh how she has grown since then. You will, too, when you catch her in Waterland (1992), a mystery about a high school teacher who works his way through a period of dislocation by telling his class stories from his past. Siri is seen naked in a chair with her tits showing. That’s the kind of remembrance of things past that our things love.