Select Hotel (1996)

Select Hotel (1996) is a flophouse in France. Yeah, it’s depressing, “thoughtful” cinema, but mostly what’s flopping are Julie Gayet’s floppers. She plays a prostitute who has seen better lays but still has enough kick in her to tighten audiences' pants. Julie is the kind of skin gambler everyone likes; she raises her two pair with a full house, bush over bottom. And if her skintacular performance isn’t enough to keep occupancy high in this hotel, then the giant garbanzos of Sabine Bail will have bellhops fighting for the right to carry her funbags. This is one hotel where people check in and then check out the fine rooms with a view.