Satyricon (1969)

Federico Fellini’s bizarre first century road film Satyricon (1969) still divides his fans, as he follows the friendship between students Martin Potter and Hiram Keller. They start the film by parting ways after an argument about who owns a young boy. They get back together to kidnap a hermaphrodite, though, which leads to a curse that leaves one of them impotent. It’s a rambling tale about classic Roman decadence, including plenty of gay antics. Fortunately, there’s also enough heterosexual action to keep your hand rambling down to your crotch. This includes a bevy of naked beauties, featuring Hylette Adolphe offering herself to the guys’ Roman hands.