Rhapsody (2001)

You might want to take notes while watching Rhapsody (2001). Glenn Plummer has just been paroled after being set up by his crooked former partner, who’s gone on to run a lucrative rap label that’s just signed Plummer’s kid brother. Also, the judge who set Plummer free is demanding a chance to get freaky with Plummer’s has-been diva MILF Freda Payne (who was actually once a pop star in real life with “Band of Gold”). Plummer’s girlfriend Mikki Val has to make an emergency trip to the bathroom and coincidentally overhears a phone conversation about how Ice-T is planning to rip off all the players in this very complicated movie. Fortunately Tristen McMahon wipes away all the confusion--along with any other attempt at coherence--by stepping in to unveil her rhapsodic rack and a bit o’ bush.