If Revenge (1990) is a dish best served cold, then don't cast your movie with steaming-hot Madeleine Stowe. She plays the wife of Anthony Quinn, a millionaire gangster in Mexico. Enter Kevin Costner as a former Navy pilot who once saved Quinn's life, and there's trouble. Costner and Stowe immediately jump each other's bones wherever they can, including a speeding jeep. They better watch out or Costner may bust his boner. Eventually Quinn gets wise to being a cuckold and cuts his losses, beating Costner into pulp fiction and sending Stowe off to the bordello, saying: "If you want to be a whore, you can be one for the rest of your life."