Rentadick (1972)

Someone's stolen a nerve gas that paralyzes people from the waist down, and the only people who can save humanity from the scourge of numb naughty bits are the bumbling twits at Rentadick (1972). Written by John Cleese, Graham Chapman, John Fortune, and John Wells (and featuring the great Spike Milligan too!) this Brit cult hit is spy spoofery made of wall-to-wall goofery. Forget Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997), that flick was way too realistic! Rentadick is utterly nutty. And it features Julie Ege as the udderly gorgeous Utta, who isn't shy about showing off a bit of sweatermagic! Can our dippy dicks-for-hire keep their hands off her and keep the whole unnerving mess under wraps, protecting the world from the ghastly gas while hiding it from everybody from the military to Japanese spies?