Poison Ivy 3 (1997)

We’re itching to see Poison Ivy 3 (1997). Subtitled The New Seduction, the R rated flick is more like The Nude Seduction thanks to the revealing performance by Jaime Pressly! As Violet, the blonde ingénue proves to be the most poisonous of the ivies yet. She’s more thrilling than Drew Barrymore was in original thriller Poison Ivy (1992), more sexually psychotic than Alyssa Milano’s follow-up Poison Ivy II (1996), more ferociously carnal than Miriam McDonald in Poison Ivy 4 (2008) — and more seductively skintastic than all of these actresses put together. Jaime plays the sister of Drew’s character, though sadly neither lady is in the Poison Ivy XXX parody! She’s a semi-pro dominatrix (emphasis on “semi”) with a thirst for revenge. Fortunately, Violet’s idea of revenge involves a lot of physical screwing that will figuratively screw the Greer family up. Ah, revenge is sweet! As such, the bathing beauty bewitches patriarch Ivan Greer (Michael Des Barres) by swimming topless in the pool. Nice breast stroke! If that doesn’t make a splash in your pants, the be-thonged babe provides plenty of peeks at her bare butt cheeks! Although Ms. Pressly only signed on to do two nude scenes, the producers were so blown over by her body they had more nudity written into the movie! Perhaps that’s why we also get to view Jaime’s breasts when she takes a bath, and when she pours champagne all over her chest. There’s even a shirtless bit when she’s whipping Mr. Des Barres in bed. Needless to say Poison Ivy 3 makes it hurt so good!