Playmaker (1994) stars modern-B-movie vixen Jennifer Rubin as Jamie, a veteran actress who’s hoping to recharge her career with a shot at a big-budget production. To bone up, Jamie consults the services of mysterious acting coach Ross (Colin Firth). He runs his student through all manner of intense exercises that ultimately turn skin-tense when Ross lays Jamie flat on top of a piano and scissors off her clothing. As the plot progresses, Jamie’s script gets flipped and this who’s-doing-who story turns into a whodunit, but one mystery that definitely gets solved is what Jennifer’s nipples look like when freed from a bra. You’ll playmaker yourself.