Per amore di Poppea (1977)

In the delightfully trashy sex romp Per amore di Poppea (1977), a pair of peasants goes undercover as cross-dressing members of a general’s harem. Gianfranco D’Angelo and Alvaro Vitali star as the bumbling bumpkins in this loopy tale about men who will do anything to avoid military service. By dressing as women, they find themselves out of the army but thrown into a weird world of upper-class sex slavery, where they’re entreated to join the ravishing Poppea (María Baxa). Baxa bares her breasts as part of some truly bizarre tableaux (a milk bath?) but those jugs are perfect enough that nothing else really matters.