Outing Riley (2004)

Pete Jones, the original winner of the direct-your-own-movie TV show Project Greenlight, follows up his debut comedy Stolen Summer (2002) with Outing Riley (2004). This time, Jones stars as well, playing Bobby Riley, a member of a large Irish-Catholic family in Chicago who breaks the news to his loud, boisterous brood that he's homosexual and living with his boyfriend (Mad TV's Michael McDonald). Ashley Giancola busts out her knockers and oils them up in an attempt to sway Bobby's persuasion. Alas, she fails, as do two topless cuties who frolic on the bonny banks of Lake Michigan. It's nice for us, however, to watch them try.