Onofre (1974) is a Spanish comedy about a shy young man named Onofre who runs a small shop. He has never had much luck with the ladies, but after a chance encounter with the girl of his dreams (Barbara Rey), he manages to convince her that he is a seductive and suave rich guy. Using some resources he's able to cull together from a mentally retarded acquaintance, he uses his friend's apartment and car in an attempt to seduce the woman. Once you get a load of the lovely Barbara Rey, you'll understand why this guy conned his handicapped friend into stealing his car and apartment. Barbara comes to the apartment, and before long she's in nothing but some sexy black underwear that shows off her comely cleavage and some nice looks at her butt cheeks hanging out the bottom. No skin to speak of, but it's enough to tantalize your tallywacker!