Nightlight (2015)

When will the teenagers of America learn that venturing into the woods in the middle of the night is never a good idea? Haven’t these youngsters watched any horror movies! Nightlight (2015) is a chilling, sex-charged, horror flick that centers on five friends who decide to venture into a mysterious forest with a haunting past, in the middle of the night, to play a game. With a history of being a beacon for troubled youth, the group get more than they bargain for, quickly learning that terrible rumors they’ve all heard about the tree-filled playground are not only true, but also far worse than they ever imagined. Although Nightlight is by far a horror flick, it also has quite a bit of humor sprinkled in as well. Upon reaching the forest, one of the guys remarks, "I heard that this forest is a great place for blow jobs … and ghosts". Too bad all we get to see are the ghosts, not the dick sucking. We also get some underwear-clad action from fine flashers Chloe Bridges, Shelby Young, and Taylor Murphy. Yawn.