Nichts ist, wie es ist (1987)

Nicht ist, wie es ist (1987), or Nothing is What it is, is one of those life lessons your grandfather always said that you now realize were just a bunch of horse hockey. If nothing is what it is is than what is it? These sayings really don't make any sense, but you know something that does make sense? Nudity! It's the universal language, and here we get a nice look at Christiane-Bettina Pfannkuch's breasts as she gets banged by some dude in a barn!