Monica Davidescu is a raunchy Romanian. If you don’t believe us, then check out an early work by her called Vlad (2003). As you may have guessed from the title, it’s a horror story involving much death and spiritual torment as three American students visit the Carpathian Mountains, homeland to Vlad Tepes, also known as the Impaler. Speaking of impaling, we’d like to do that to Monica, who shows us her nice jugs in the tub and then underneath the Impaler himself as he does some impaling. Of course, there’s nothing funny about this man who beheaded and displayed the decapitated victims on poles, but hell, what can we say.