Mirjam Sternheim first blazed across the big screen in the Netherlands production of Van geluk gesproken (1987), or Count Your Blessings, a Dutch comedy. We can’t speak for the laughs, not knowing the language, but the movie has other assets that deserve attention. Chief among them being Mirjam, who gets fully naked in a love scene with a chunky man. When they’re “doing it,” we can only catch glimpses of her tits in the dark, which is nice, but better is afterwards. She is now out of bed, still nude, and the lights are one, so we can see everything she’s got which is a lot of what we like to call the moist.