The Puerto Rican ass--it’s enough to win the territory statehood. Who would deny such status after seeing Mayte Garcia in her nude debut on the sexy series Nip/Tuck? Your pants will certainly be in a state after watching Mayte get fully nude. Yes, it’s viewed from behind, but frankly that’s her best angle. Mayte was married to Prince, and the purple one used his instrument to produce a son from the now defunct union. Sadly the son had a rare skull disease and died, otherwise he might be calling Tommy Lee daddy, as Mayte and the dumb drummer dated in 2002.